January 2012
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December 2011
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kat-adrianmiller asked: You haven't changed one bit since our BB days!
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Anonymous asked: Luke--you are funny. That is all. Not really a question though.-Lindsey
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Grandma didn't get run over by a reindeer.
Your uncle backed over her with his van pulling out of the driveway. We just told you that to make you feel better. Seriously, though, who let’s Nana WALK HOME on Christmas Eve? Grandma got gunned down by the Latin Kings was a more likely story.
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I don't leave Santa milk and cookies.
I leave him Shiner and spare ribs.
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I have come here to drink bourbon and chew...
…and I’m all out of bubblegum.
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Dear Chick-fil-A...
Fry your pickles. Just a suggestion. A very profitable suggestion.
-From LFN With Love
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Fuck it.
I kept looking for a reason to get a Tumblr, you know, because it’s another one of those things that people do that you kinda want to hate the shit out of, but you just can’t help but think it’s kinda neat. The problem is that I over-analyze everything. Seriously, Sherlock Holmes hasn’t got shit on me. I can rationalize people right out of existence. Tumblr just struck...