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Heard a woman in Kroger the other day yelling at her kid running wild through the store.

“Paisley! Paisley, get back here!” she yelled.

Paisley. Who the hell names their kid Paisley? That’s not a name. That’s the pattern of the fabric on my chair in Sherman. And why name your kid Dallas? Or after any place? That’s just outright retarded. I mean, we’ve seen what happens when you name your kid fucking Paris. God, people…

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I'm Luke Fucking Norton, sometimes referred to simply as LFN.

I'm a theatre major. I act. It's fun and it comes naturally and those are about the only reasons I do it.

I love five things in this world:
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Doctor Who
The color purple
My facial hair
And, above all else, entertaining people.

I drink green tea like it's going out of style and 97% of the music I listen to was made before 1990.

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