Fables and Fabulists • Luke: (to my iPhone) You're being kindof a...

Luke: (to my iPhone) You're being kindof a bitch.
Siri: I respect you.
Daniel: She's like an abused wife!

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- #siri
- #spousal abuse
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I'm Luke Fucking Norton, sometimes referred to simply as LFN.

I'm a theatre major. I act. It's fun and it comes naturally and those are about the only reasons I do it.

I love five things in this world:
Batman
Doctor Who
The color purple
My facial hair
And, above all else, entertaining people.

I drink green tea like it's going out of style and 97% of the music I listen to was made before 1990.

This isn't a fandom blog. I don't ship anything, I don't write fanfiction, I don't go goatshit over anything in particular, and I don't post porn. I know, I'm breaking all the rules. It's what I do.

Someday, I'll be famous, then this will all mean something.

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