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Tried to ask Siri to sleep with me in French. She doesn’t appear to have a good ear for the language of love.
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Tried to ask Siri to sleep with me in French. She doesn’t appear to have a good ear for the language of love.

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    • #iphone
    • #4s
    • #omelet du fromage
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  1. dreamerenpointe said: Well first of all, your French is a little off.
  2. lukedlite posted this
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