Fables and Fabulists

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Slooooooooan!

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We know more about the surface of the moon than we know about fucking Utah.

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This is my kinda sport!

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Bill Clinton is a BROOOONYYYYYY!!

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Just so we’re clear, it’s totally delicious.

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Couldn’t they have picked a better song?  Like “Footloose,” that’s what I would’ve picked.

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If you’re going to do it, this is how you should fucking do it.  Go out with a bang.

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I watched this on television the day it happened.  My family and I were on vacation in Colorado.  Never forget the Killdozer.

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So, I’m adding, what, like, 40 years at this point?

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Fucking WHY is Nicolas Cage on that textbook?  It’s Serbian biology.  Nicolas Cage knows NOTHING of Serbia OR biology!

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Jody Smith, 35, suffers from cystinosis, a rare inherited disease which causes a build- up of an acid called cystine.

It forms as tiny crystals, which gather in her heart and lungs and fall from her eyes whenever they water, sparkling like jewels

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For being a person who weeps crystals like some sort of fairy, she looks pretty unpleasant. 

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